Scamming losers on OKC

" Long story short I am honest simple loving kind hearted person if this is what you are looking for than definitely we can talk and go from there." 
Long story, eh? Your whole story, thus far, is that you are honest, kind-hearted,  and like music, food and movies. Oh, wow!  I am weak in the knees for you!  

Oh, and you have an amazing use of commas!

"Do you like bowling?"
????? 
Really?? Did you NOT read my profile? Do you NOT see the bowling balls in the profile picture?

I feel like I just got a form letter on a dating site.  This is a common thing, mind you, only I fear if I reply to this one he is going to ask for my bank account number.

Geesh!!!!! #datingloser

It's not that he's married.....

It's that he's doing this behind her back. Grow a pair, asshole.

Serious #datingloser

I'm the know-all of online dating????

I don't even remember going to this person's profile, or even getting a prior message from him, and my inbox does not show any. Maybe it has something to do with being a 4% match? Maybe I just wasn't interested? Maybe he was one of those guys who just said "hi". I honestly have no recollection. If I didn't respond to an initial message why would I respond to this one?

You request positive reinforcement but then ask me to tell you like it is as you don't bruise too easy? Which do you want? Positive or "bruise-y"? They are not mutually inclusive.

Maybe I should respond back with a link to this blog?

Just glanced at his profile and remembered why I never responded and then deleted his message. SO not my type. His first thing he could not live without is something that is not in my life at all and is something I want no part of and if he bothered reading the sidebar of my profile he would know that. I am chalking this one up to the premature ejaculation of online dating.

#datingloser #tryingtoohard #peod