Amusing events that happen to me on dating websites. I am very articulate about what I want and don't want from the dating websites, and if these losers would bother reading my profiles they would know to not contact me. But they can't get past a pretty face, and hit "send message" too quickly (the premature ejaculation of online dating), and then they end up here, for your amusement.
Thursday, April 24, 2014
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
From interested to not in 3..2..1
Can you, dear reader, see the moment when I lost complete interest in this darling boy?
I so badly want to reply, "Wow, your English is impeccable. How long have you been in the States?". He is an American, born and bred. Just either lazy, ignorant, or the school system failed him.
It is best just to end the conversation and say nothing. If it were POF I would say something, but since it is OKC I just don't reply. I keep OKC the nice site for a reason, after all.
Sigh. Such a shame such a cute boy turned out to be a #datingloser.
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