Amusing events that happen to me on dating websites. I am very articulate about what I want and don't want from the dating websites, and if these losers would bother reading my profiles they would know to not contact me. But they can't get past a pretty face, and hit "send message" too quickly (the premature ejaculation of online dating), and then they end up here, for your amusement.
Monday, November 17, 2014
"Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try" - Yoda
If this guy thinks he "tried", I would hate to see what he actually accomplishes in real life.
There was nothing funny in his messages, nothing out of the ordinary that made me jump out of my seat, stop what I was doing, and message him back. Nothing that caught my eye or attention to even check out his profile. His last message was enough to land him here, on the Dating Loser blog.
Well done!
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