Amusing events that happen to me on dating websites. I am very articulate about what I want and don't want from the dating websites, and if these losers would bother reading my profiles they would know to not contact me. But they can't get past a pretty face, and hit "send message" too quickly (the premature ejaculation of online dating), and then they end up here, for your amusement.
Monday, December 23, 2013
Butt Hurt Loser
Posted the first part of this earlier. Seems this guy is really butt hurt that I am not interested in him.
It is as if they have to defend their ego when they get turned down.
of course they have to defend their ego! They dont understand how a lowly woman such as yourself cannot immediately see how AMAZING and MANLY they are! How their testosterone and manjunk pheromones can tempt you over the internet!
It is transmitted... by ellipses... alot of... ellipses. Much like herpes.
of course they have to defend their ego! They dont understand how a lowly woman such as yourself cannot immediately see how AMAZING and MANLY they are! How their testosterone and manjunk pheromones can tempt you over the internet!
ReplyDeleteIt is transmitted... by ellipses... alot of... ellipses. Much like herpes.
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