Amusing events that happen to me on dating websites. I am very articulate about what I want and don't want from the dating websites, and if these losers would bother reading my profiles they would know to not contact me. But they can't get past a pretty face, and hit "send message" too quickly (the premature ejaculation of online dating), and then they end up here, for your amusement.
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
You are just too funny.
I am so jumping right on that one.
Although I do have to give him points for reading my entire profile.