Monday, November 17, 2014


Some "rage" that just needed to be shared. Not sure if a Dating Loser or not.

"Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try" - Yoda

If this guy thinks he "tried", I would hate to see what he actually accomplishes in real life.

There was nothing funny in his messages, nothing out of the ordinary that made me jump out of my seat, stop what I was doing, and message him back. Nothing that caught my eye or attention to even check out his profile. His last message was enough to land him here, on the Dating Loser blog.

Well done!

Sunday, June 1, 2014

It isn't just the boys

How to get someone to respond to your email.

 It isn't just the boys that need to learn the lesson, it is the girls, too.  Case in point, shortcuite28304 (I am guessing that 28304 is her zip code and a quick Google search proves me correct) sent me this.

OK, I posted the picture.  I know what is in the picture.  I don't need someone to point it out in the first email.  It is just as bad as the men sending an email that just says "hi" or "nice boobs".  Send me something clever that can be built on!  Something that piques my interest that makes me hit "reply"!

Like this, sent later today.

Well done.  She got a reply!  Miss Shorty from Fayetteville above did not.

Also, take a look at the match rates above.  Miss Shorty is a mere 54% while Miss Frisco is 80%.  Just looking at her profile pictures and you can see why Miss Shorty is such a low match - she is sporting classic southern rebel flag tattoos - she may be open minded enough to like girls, but those girls had better be southern, white, and racist, too.  I guess she didn't bother reading my profile - another one who couldn't get past my boobs.  Another one who succumbed to the premature ejaculation of online dating.  Wow.  I never thought I would be able to say that about a girl.  Bucket List!!!!!!

And then this #datingloser messaged me while typing this so I had to round out this post with a typical dating loser boy who just doesn't know how to talk to girls.  This is what NOT to say if you want a reply, readers.

Monday, May 26, 2014

Naming Calling

OK, Loser,  just because I don't respond to your message you think that calling me a name is going to make me click "reply".  No, it is going to make me do a screen capture so I can share this with the internet, you #datingloser.

You might know the uses of to, too, and two.....

But the rest of your grammar is killing me.

It took me a few days to even write this post as this guy is such a dating loser. The fact that this is the first message I saw from him really confused me. The fact that it was loaded with punctuation and capitalization errors just made my blood boil. So then I read his first message and got really confused by his picture. It only showed half of his face and his yellow shirt was very unbecoming. So I check out his profile.

Readers, you are not going to believe this, but he has two pictures on his profile. Both are showing half his face.

This can only lead me to believe one thing - he does not have the top half of his head.

So I read his profile.  It seems to me that he is one of those "men" (quotes as I have to use the term loosely) that insists he knows how to be with a woman.  He mentions "pleasure" 5 times in his very short profile.  I remember dating a guy once who swore he was a "pleasure-pleasure type of guy and not a pleasure-pain type of guy". I had to remind him that what he was doing to me was not pleasureful as I always had to find means to pleasure myself once he was done "pleasuring" me.
The profile is very boring.  The only other thing that is worth mentioning about his profile is that he is looking for females aged 19-76.  Desperation is a horrible thing.

Are  you looking for a man with half a face that really knows how to pleasure a woman?  Contact this #datingloser today!!!

Tuesday, May 20, 2014


While very flattered and even touched do I dare reply back with a yes? Do I reply back with questions about the female? Hell, a night out, possible new friends, and I could even go home by myself afterwards if I wanted to?

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Country boy ISO of country girl

If he is really in search of a country girl then why is he messaging me? His images consist of him holding two very large dead fish, and another of him holding a dead fish and a crossbow. A man of little words ("lol") who cannot explain them. Move along #datingloser.

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

From interested to not in 3..2..1

Can you, dear reader, see the moment when I lost complete interest in this darling boy?

I so badly want to reply, "Wow, your English is impeccable. How long have you been in the States?". He is an American, born and bred. Just either lazy, ignorant, or the school system failed him.

It is best just to end the conversation and say nothing. If it were POF I would say something, but since it is OKC I just don't reply. I keep OKC the nice site for a reason, after all.

Sigh. Such a shame such a cute boy turned out to be a #datingloser.

Monday, March 31, 2014

Scamming losers on OKC

" Long story short I am honest simple loving kind hearted person if this is what you are looking for than definitely we can talk and go from there." 
Long story, eh? Your whole story, thus far, is that you are honest, kind-hearted,  and like music, food and movies. Oh, wow!  I am weak in the knees for you!  

Oh, and you have an amazing use of commas!

"Do you like bowling?"
Really?? Did you NOT read my profile? Do you NOT see the bowling balls in the profile picture?

I feel like I just got a form letter on a dating site.  This is a common thing, mind you, only I fear if I reply to this one he is going to ask for my bank account number.

Geesh!!!!! #datingloser

Monday, March 24, 2014

It's not that he's married.....

It's that he's doing this behind her back. Grow a pair, asshole.

Serious #datingloser

Sunday, March 9, 2014

I'm the know-all of online dating????

I don't even remember going to this person's profile, or even getting a prior message from him, and my inbox does not show any. Maybe it has something to do with being a 4% match? Maybe I just wasn't interested? Maybe he was one of those guys who just said "hi". I honestly have no recollection. If I didn't respond to an initial message why would I respond to this one?

You request positive reinforcement but then ask me to tell you like it is as you don't bruise too easy? Which do you want? Positive or "bruise-y"? They are not mutually inclusive.

Maybe I should respond back with a link to this blog?

Just glanced at his profile and remembered why I never responded and then deleted his message. SO not my type. His first thing he could not live without is something that is not in my life at all and is something I want no part of and if he bothered reading the sidebar of my profile he would know that. I am chalking this one up to the premature ejaculation of online dating.

#datingloser #tryingtoohard #peod

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Just can't take a hint

You would think he wouldn't have replied back.

Reminds me of a message on pof where the guy's main image was of two people, one really cute guy and one not so cute guy. After asking the guy which one he was I asked him if his cute friend was single. He never replied.

"Hey, do you mind if I put this image of us together up on a dating site? I get more hits because you're cute and girls think that I'm you."

Just as bad as posting images of you and your kids on dating websites. I just think it is in poor taste.

Or images of you at a wedding. Sometimes it is even their own wedding. Red flags get thrown up every time I see that.

Danger, Will Robinson!

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

43 Year Old T-Totaler

This guy claims he is 43 years old.  He doesn't drink or use any drugs.

I have no problems with people's life choices.  If you don't want to drink or do drugs that just means you might be healthier than I am.

What I do have a problem with is when it looks like people obviously lie about their age.  To me this guy does not look 43.  He looks 53 or older.  Or he looks like he is a rough 43, a 43 that has been riddled with 43 years of hard drug and alcohol abuse.

On a side note, I did not go scrounging the site looking for people.  This guy emailed me, obviously after NOT reading my profile.

In other words, #datingloser.

Tuesday, January 14, 2014


You are just too funny.

I am so jumping right on that one.

Although I do have to give him points for reading my entire profile.

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

SquareLevel or just SQUARE?

Got this message the other night on OKC, so I go to check out his profile.  Didn't see anything that caught my eye, other than him saying that he adapts to his partner - all the time.  So I don't respond.  A few minutes later I got this message:
Just because I didn't respond to his message after viewing his profile, he immediately "adapts", changes his profile, and messages me again, hoping to get a response.  


What ever happened to being yourself, and embracing the differences in those you hang out with?  Is the real you so bad that you feel the need to change your personality with every person you meet?  You are not the type of person for me.