Amusing events that happen to me on dating websites. I am very articulate about what I want and don't want from the dating websites, and if these losers would bother reading my profiles they would know to not contact me. But they can't get past a pretty face, and hit "send message" too quickly (the premature ejaculation of online dating), and then they end up here, for your amusement.
Tuesday, May 20, 2014
While very flattered and even touched do I dare reply back with a yes? Do I reply back with questions about the female? Hell, a night out, possible new friends, and I could even go home by myself afterwards if I wanted to?