Amusing events that happen to me on dating websites. I am very articulate about what I want and don't want from the dating websites, and if these losers would bother reading my profiles they would know to not contact me. But they can't get past a pretty face, and hit "send message" too quickly (the premature ejaculation of online dating), and then they end up here, for your amusement.
Thursday, April 24, 2014
Country boy ISO of country girl
If he is really in search of a country girl then why is he messaging me? His images consist of him holding two very large dead fish, and another of him holding a dead fish and a crossbow. A man of little words ("lol") who cannot explain them. Move along #datingloser.