While reading their message I say to myself, "sigh, loser".
Case in point:
Yellow decent, whats that with hepatitis ( who the heck is yellow) .OK, #1, grammatical errors. I couldn't even read the first line.
By the way you got a refection in your picture that shows your hand holding up that boob of yours.
Bet you are fun to be around .
#2, I know about the reflection, loser, as I was there when the picture was taken. I am not holding up my boob, as you so hope, I have my hand on my waist. Take a closer look. Wow, wait, you can't, my boobs won't let you.
#3, back to that first line, now that I think I know what he is trying to say. Judging from his picture: